The internet is a weird and wild world isn’t it? You can buy vintage erotica, listen to Madonna’s “Erotica,” or even watch some actual erotica. But if you’re like me you crave that extra connection of conversing with real strangers on Facebook or Chatroulette. Not to get weird, but when I am trying to turn someone on digitally I still like to take a male enhancement pill. I like to show off my firmer erection and these ladies from around the globe really seem to appreciate it. At least their moans and groans seem to suggest it.
Once my swollen Lyndon Baines Johnson got some serious attention from this girl who it turned out lived in Queens. She asked for my address, I hesitated but looking at how she was licking her lips how could I resist. Just like that she walked off screen. I wondered if she’d actually show. While I waited I nervously paced, my firmer erection pointing forward the entire time. And then a ring of the bell. This girl wet from the misty early morning dew came from Queens all the way to Staten Island at 1AM. The pressure was on but you could tell by the stiff proposition still protruding from my bathrobe that I was ready to roll.